What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : I don't drink

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?

Me : No

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

What celebrity do you admire the most?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : Sure.

Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

What does it feel like when a guy cums in your ass?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Then let's have some coffee

How did the trans issue metastasize within just a decade from being a question of kindness and tolerance to a tiny minority to convulsing a whole society?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why are so many US conservatives in this day and age still against racial mixing? They won't say it in public, but they are still against the mixing between Blacks and whites? Why?

He : Tea ?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Why is it difficult to get a job?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : I'm 24.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Thank you.